What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

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share office space ...

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Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

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Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Still no good

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So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

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No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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